The Proper Vote

I was assisted in writing this post by a smooth bottle of Cherryblock Cabernet Sauvignon 2016. It is election season and yeah this motherfucking shit is $120.00 a bottle. OK? But I needed to drink this bad boy in order to think. You Know? So don’t fuck with me. Rich berries, pepper, raspberries, oregano. Medium tannins. Very low acidity. Balanced structure. Long but slightly sweet finish.

Cherryblock Cabernet Sauvignon

Had to put this post up so that the ADOS Family downballots with an awareness of the various state voting laws. We don’t want to lose any downballot votes on the basis of technicalities. You Know? Below is a listing of three latitudes that you can and cannot do within all states. Pay attention Family. This is important.

This post was written prior to the ADOS schism.

Here it is:

A. States that allow write-ins at the Executive (presidential) level. No prior filing is
required for write-in candidates:

Alabama, Iowa, Maryland, Mississippi, New Hampshire, New Jersey, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, Vermont, Washington D.C., and Wyoming.

These joints – you can write in “ADOS.” Or your granddaughter. Your mother. “Deez Nuts” might want to take another run for office. Or just leave those slots blank. The important thing is not to give the Democrats the vote for president.

Then We Have:

B. States that allow write-ins under restrictions:

  1. Alaska
  2. Arizona
  3. California
  4. Colorado
  5. Connecticut
  6. Delaware
  7. Florida
  8. Georgia
  9. Idaho
  10. Illinois
  11. Indiana
  12. Kansas
  13. Kentucky
  14. Maine
  15. Massachusetts
  16. Michigan
  17. Minnesota
  18. Missouri
  19. Montana
  20. New York
  21. Nebraska
  22. North Carolina
  23. North Dakota
  24. Ohio
  25. Tennessee
  26. Texas
  27. Utah
  28. Virginia
  29. Washington (State)
  30. West Virginia
  31. Wisconsin

Long-assed list. What does “under restrictions” mean? Ahh… Different things in different states. OK? Not sure if I would want to risk my ballot being disqualified in any of these states. The restrictions themselves are laid out in politician deliberated and composed pseudo-legalese. Shit that most adult-aged, fourth-grade reading level type motherfuckers can’t comprehend. They will fuck this up. Guaranteed.

In my home state of Illinois, even if a write-in candidate has filed the proper registration paperwork with the state, and received their certification – election judges can re-determine at any time which write-in candidates are running in their precinct. Unbelievable, but motherfuckers can do this. Illinois Democrat election judges are historically notorious for bullshit.

All of this is too subjective and politically tricky.

So let us all keep this simple.

I will end up voting for a third-party candidate with the Green Party or the Libertarian Party. If those choices are not available, I will just end-up voting for Trump’s ass. Leaving the presidential spots blank in these states will legally open the door for the possibility of your whole ballot being disqualified. We don’t want that. So I will have to do this – third party OR Trump. The important thing is not to give the motherfucking Democrats the vote for president.

And Lastly:

C. States that don’t allow downballot blank spots OR write-ins period:

Arkansas, Hawaii, Louisiana, Nevada, New Mexico, Oklahoma, South Carolina, and South Dakota.

Don’t fuck around with these states. No blank spots. Do Third-party or Trump. The important thing is not to give the bitch-assed Democrats the vote for president.

Family: Last word on this post: The important thing is not to give the Democrats the vote for president. I don’t feel like hearing Cardi B on Election Night.

Published by Freedmen Absolute

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